Christmas is coming up, and if you want to be hit by Santah Kelos ('Santa Claus' in Malay) then you will want to do the following steps (written by Santah Kelos himself in his 1996 Proton Saga.... yes it can fly)
1. Load up the 'moon view' blog.
2. Press the 'Refresh' button.
3. The more times you press the Refresh button, the more likely you are to get a gift from Santah Kelos. So press it again.
4. Repeat steps 2 to 3 until you are satisfied that your fingers cannot possibly click that dreaded arrow again.
Now hopefully, Santah Kelos will rock up to your house and send you a free gift from Malaysia. Expect it to be seized by Customs though (it's probably lamb rendang or something like that).
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